Thursday, April 4, 2013

Auburn Players Test Positive For Faux Pot. It may be called Pol Pot

ESPN is reporting that a dozen Auburn University football players tested positive for drugs during the team's 2010 championship season, and a dozen more used durgs but were never caught by a drug screen. (that thing keeps the flies out too) The drug found in the players system is called "spice." Its a synthetic form or marijuana.

Michael Dyer
ESPN thinks they're so smart. They say they uncovered the information during a six month investigation. Really?! ESPN interviewed Auburn athletic director Jay Jacobs, and he TOLD ESPN what was up! Some investigation: we asked the guy and he told us. Freshman tight end Dakota Mosley, tested positive for the drug seven weeks in a row. So why didn't anything happen? "Spice" was not part of the schools drug testing policy, and was not banned at the federal level until 2012. The school said it couldn't punish the players. Don't ask me what they mean by federal level? You'd think the writing would be better in these stories. The funniest part of this story is "the report suggests the 2010 national title team was under the grip of synthetic marijuana use." UNDER THE GRIP? LOL. It's not heroin or crack. If the players were under the grip of anything it was Cheetos and Funyons. Get a grip.
Yesterday ESPN reported members of the same team were getting cash payments. Good for them!

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